"If you want good Mexican food, go for the vans. That stuff they sell in the chain places resembles Mexican food in the same way that a good pair of combat boots does. That’s not a fair analogy I suppose; the chains at least get the texture right . . . for combat boots.
Burrito in hand, I drove the rest of the way home. This is an art form, driving with a large burrito. It’s not for the faint of heart or the unskilled. Too many times innocent burritos are lost on the floorboards of life for want of a skilled driver."
-- Nate Jepson, from Nasty, due out August 2014 from Courtney Literary